karaoke

The activity karaoke, first attested in 1977, is a loanword from Japanese カラオケ (karaoke), meaning “karaoke”. It’s clear that it’s become a naturalized English word since then when you look at its pronunciation: “carry-OH-key” is almost unrecognizable next to “kah-rah-oh-KAY”.

カラオケ is a portmanteau of 空 (kara), meaning “empty”, and オーケストラ (ōkesutora), a loanword from English meaning “orchestra”. The Japanese neologism also dates to 1977, even though prototype karaoke machines were built as early as 1971. The innovation that distinguishes karaoke from the sing-along songs that inspired it is the removal of the lead vocal track. The opportunity opened up with the extra storage available in jukeboxes powered by 8-track tapes rather than records. Before everyone settled on calling it “karaoke”, some of the prototypes were called “8 Juke”, “Sing-Along System”, and “Sparko Box”.

Orchestra, first attested in English in 1606, is a loanword from Latin orchēstra, meaning “orchestra”. That in turn is a loanword from Greek ὀρχήστρα (orkhḗstra), derived from the root ὀρχέομαι (orkhéomai), meaning “to dance”.

wizard

The archetype wizard arrives at its current meaning of “occult magician” around 1600. Before that, it meant something closer to “sage”, illustrated by its components of wise + -ard when it was coined around 1440. Wise predates English and can be reconstructed back to Proto-Germanic wīsaz, meaning wise, and even beyond that to PIE weyd-, meaning “to see”.

-ard, meanwhile, hasn’t been a productive suffix for a long time, so I found it helpful to look at other words that include it: drunkard, dotard, dullard. Wiktionary aptly describes it as a “pejorative agent suffix”, so wizard probably originally meant something like contemporary “smartass”.

The more modern sense of “ace” or “skilled practicioner” dates to the 1850s, probably generalizing from aces nicknamed “wizard”. Whiz, like in “math whiz”, from 1921, is possibly derived from this sense. The phrase Pinball Wizard was made famous by The Who’s 1969 song. Influenced by the “ace” sense, Microsoft began calling guided multi-step guided workflows “wizards” in 1991, leading to “install wizard” becoming a common phrase by 2001.

really

The general intensifier really arrived at its current meaning around 1561. The word in its original meaning of “actually”, from real + -ly, is attested from the 1450s. Real is one of the many words borrowed into English from Norman French in the 1300s, in this case from reel, meaning “actual”. Reel descends straightforwardly from Latin reālis, also meaning “actual”, which derives from earlier Latin rēs, meaning “thing” or “matter”.

Really’s gradual shift from meaning “actually” to meaning “very” is surprisingly precedented! The “actually” sense of truly (Old English trēowe, meaning “true”) goes back over a thousand years, but its recent meaning shift toward “very” is not even acknowledged by the OED yet. (It is acknowledged in the other dictionaries I checked.) Even the canonical general intensifier very (Latin vērus, meaning “true”) shifts in meaning from “actually” in 1200-1500 to, uh, “very” after 1550. Literally (Latin littera, meaning “letter”) in the process of shifting from “actually” to “very” is in very good company.

You are made of stars

Literally. A few minutes after the Big Bang, the universe was cool enough for the first elements to spontaneously form, deuterium and helium. That was all that existed for hundreds of millions of years, until the first stars formed, creating

a gigantic nuclear furnace / where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees

The thing is, even millions of degrees at the pressure of a stellar core is insufficient to fuse that helium into anything heavier. Those reactions need to happen in red giant or larger stars, which probably required the first stars to first die out after burning for billions of years, and gradually created carbon, oxygen, silicon, and so on. Just imagine how weird planetary systems must have been during those first few billion years: every planet a gas giant or small ball of gas.

But that isn’t even the most amazing part. Even in the center of the largest supergiant stars, there isn’t enough temperature and pressure to fuse any element heavier than iron. With an atomic number of 26, that includes all of the cobalt, nickel, copper, and zinc in the universe. Those are all created in the fractions of a second where supernovas collapse in on themselves. They are then blasted around the universe with the force of a, uh, supernova.

You, of course, would not be able to function without all of the zinc (32 ppm), copper (1 ppm), selenium (0.19 ppm), and iodine (0.16 ppm) inside of you. You probably could not have existed just if the universe were only 5 billion years old. In a very real way, you are made of exploded stars.

neon

The element neon was discovered and named in 1898, when the periodic table looked like this. You may notice the lighter elements are nearly all accounted for, except for the noble gases, which remained elusive due to not interacting with anything. That year, Sir William Ramsay and Morris Travers used a novel apparatus to isolate and remove all gases individually from a sample of air, identifying three previously unkown trace (neon is 18 ppm of air) nonreactive elements. Neon was named after Greek νέος (néos), meaning “new”. The other two elements were named krypton (hidden) and xenon (foreign).

A naturally-occurring element, the vast majority of all neon in existence originates from oxygen-helium fusion in main sequence stars. While experimenting with his discovery, Ramsay noticed that neon gave off a brilliant, unforgettable red glow when electric current was passed through it. Commercial exploitation of this valuable property was initially discouraged by neon’s scarcity and cost. Once neon started being extracted from air in useful amounts in 1902, the first neon lights were created in 1923 (prototyped 1910) by replacing the nitrogen in Moore Tubes with neon. People would stop and stare at the unmissable lights even in daylight, describing them as “liquid fire”.

The neon sign’s heyday was the 1930s through 1950s, with a retro revival in the 1980s. They could be used as a visible shorthand for the growth of the modern advertising industry. Today, most light fixtures we call “neon signs” are actually LEDs. The adjective also stuck for the “neon colors” we associate with those signs (actually produced by phosphor coatings that fluoresce under UV light, which neon lights emit), commonly used to refer to highlighters. Sixteen Crayola crayon colors were rebranded as neon colors in 1993.